Terrible Thames
Tower Bridge Quay, London
Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour - Terrible Thames!
You’ve seen them on stage, now join them onboard, for a sensational sightseeing tour of the River Thames like no other.
Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock. Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!
This 45-minute tour from Tower Bridge to the Palace of Westminster and back has been acclaimed by critics and the public for the wonderfully entertaining way it brings London to life, whilst the audience cruise in comfort on the majestic river.
“A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!” The Sun
After four terrific years of joyful river fun, Terrible Thames returns with sailings during the school holidays and special dates for school groups!
There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself. Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family!
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Tickets are sent by email within minutes of booking
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Gate-ready e-ticket, simply scan on your mobile
Your ticket includes:
- A wicked boat tour lasting approximately 45 minutes.
General Information
- Children under 3yrs are free do not require a ticket.
- All children under 3yrs must be seated on laps of parent/carer.
- The tour is best suited for children aged 5 and above.
- All children must be accompanied by an adult.
- The tour is a round-trip and you will disembark at Tower Bridge Quay where you joined the trip, lasting approximately 45 minutes.
- In the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck, which is fully enclosed with windows so you can also enjoy the sights of London on the Terrible Thames Tour.
- Gender neutral toilet facilities are available on the lower deck of the vessel.
- There is an allocated space to store items such as prams/pushchairs and scooters on the lower deck only. These items are not permitted on the upper deck.
- There is no covered shelter on Tower Bridge Quay so please ensure you have appropriate attire to deal with the sometimes unpredictable English weather.
- There is a limited embark and disembark period for each Terrible Thames cruise. You should arrive in good time in order to board the vessel promptly at the time on your ticket.
- No Cancellations allowed
- Date changes can be made outside of 48 hours prior to your confirmed date subject to a £10 fee
Booking and Ticket Information
- When you buy online you will receive an email containing your ticket. Please present on your smart phone on arrival on the day of your visit, alternatively you can print and bring with you.
- Picniq accept all debit cards, Maestro, Visa and Mastercard as methods of payment. There is no credit card charge or booking fee.
- Online bookings are limited to a maximum of 12 visitors.
- Tickets purchased through Picniq are not refundable. The date of the visit can be amended for a fee of £10 per booking. outside of 48 hours prior to your confirmed date.
- Picniq Ltd acts as agent for all tickets/bookings on behalf of the supplier/principle ('the attraction'). For Picniq booking terms click here
Directions
TOWER BRIDGE QUAY
PREVIOUSLY ST. KATHARINE'S PIER - NEXT TO TOWER BRIDGE
Tower Bridge Quay is situated on the north bank of the Thames, on the east side of Tower Bridge, and immediately in front of the Tower Hotel. The pier is approx. 10 minutes' walk from Tower Hill Underground station.
Postcode is: E1W 1LD
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There are 6 sailings per day, on the hour from 10.45am through to the last sailing at 3.45pm.
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